me: hey I finally have the motivation to be skinny, diet starts tomorrow!
mum: hey darling I've bought some doughnuts and they're in the fridge ready for later, along with the 2 new jars of nutella, there's also 5 new packets of bacon on the side ready to be cooked, AND there's also 9 new packets of doritos in the cupboard, I've bought you 4 new boxes of that cereal you like and there's a 6 pint carton of milk in the fridge ready for you also, I'm going out now so don't eat everything, bye
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Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers
Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers
